Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Floor bacon is actually really good
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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