how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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