Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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