I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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