someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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