in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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