Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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