this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I skipped work to stalk him.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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