4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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