Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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