she was so not down for the gang bang
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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