just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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