so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Randomize
