I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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