I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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