can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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