One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
