But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Randomize
