the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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