I wanna bring you to show and tell
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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