I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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