i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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