I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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