Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
