Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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