watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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