a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
