Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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