I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Randomize
