sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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