Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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