I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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