Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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