Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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