i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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