So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
