it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Are my feet made of real feet?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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