Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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