A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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