his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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