I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
