She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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