is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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