Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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