I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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