Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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