This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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