smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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