He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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