Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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