Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
