im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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